Ya gotta love The Peoples Cube

They have found the perfect reBUTTal to the left's slanderous label "Teabaggers".

After the "progressive" spokespersons at MSNBC and elsewhere labeled the Tea Party movement "Teabaggers," dismissing their opposition to socialism as deviant sexual practice, many began to wonder what equally deviant term could be applied in retaliation to the "progressives." Suggestions made at the People's Cube later turned up on Breitbart's Big Hollywood. But the "culinary" term didn't catch on, apparently because proponents of individual liberties are largely ignorant of collectivist sexual practices.

That may change with the latest Fistgate scandal, which exposed Obama's Safe Schools Czar Kevin Jenning's proclivity to teach young children such non-conventional sexual techniques as fisting.

It's obvious, isn't it, that the progressives' other name is and always has been FISTERS! The science is settled. The debate is over.

As an added bonus, it explains what all the fists on the progressive posters really mean. Every time you raise a fist at a rally for this or that burning issue, remember that the issue is not the issue: FISTING is the issue!

What do we want? Fisting! When do we want it? Now!
It's for the children!


MikeH. said...

And here I thought it was just a serious case of inflamed hemorrhoids.

Whatever you call them, there's no doubt they are a pain in the ass.


kdzu said...


I'll give 'em a FIST
Upside the head