Reasons why someone might vote democrat

When someone can't explain why they voted for Democrats, give them this list.

They can then pick a reason.

10. I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.

9. I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

8. I voted Democrat because Freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

7. I voted Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.

6. I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

5. I voted Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies through abortion so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

4. I voted Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits.

3. I voted Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the democrats see fit.

2. I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.

1. I voted Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my ass it's unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.


Anonymous said...

I would like to use this list, but I don't have friends that vote Democrat..for friends don't let other friends do such things.

GunRights4US said...

Good point. I fixed it.

idahobob said...

I really do not think that it is a matter of voting for the Democrat or the Republican.....ALL of the incumbents need to go! Vote 'em ALL out!

Put term limits on ' professional politicians.

No hold over staff 'em all!

Outlaw lobbyists and PAC's.

That'll do for a start.


GunRights4US said...

Actually I agree with you Bob. But the voters that hold the viewpoints listed here do tend to vote for the Dems.

kdzu said...

I'm printing out copies of this to give to every liberal I know.....
..Just to piss them the hell off.
Maybe I'll get to take pictures of some of the reactions.