Let the federal government regulate the production, distribution,
transportation, sale, and use of all drugs which are now illegal.
Show me an industry or institution that has gone (or is going) down the tubes, and I'll show you federal "help" that preceded the death spiral.
I wish I had thought of this! But Alvie Zane did over at Cliffs of Insanity. Go read the whole thing, but here's the teaser: