My pledge of allegiance

I have written my own pledge of allegience that I think is better and more accurate than the one written by a socialist flag salesman.

I pledge allegiance to the Constitution of the united States of America, and to the Republic for which it was created to serve: a voluntary confederation of sovereign nation states, united in their common belief in the inalienable God-given rights of the individual, and the necessary restraint of human government.

And I reckon it would be appropriate to have a new rag to go with my new pledge: