If the Titanic Sank Today

Here's how the President, the media and Wall Street would spin it:

Al Gore: That iceberg wouldn't have even been there if the polar caps weren't melting.

The Congressman: Quick, let's pass a new law that says ships shall not sink.

President Obama: The Titanic isn't sinking. It's merely engaged in "aquatic action."

Former President Bush: Icebergs are weapons of mass destruction planted in the ocean by terrorists. We must avenge the iceberg terrorists!

The Federal Reserve: We have decided to dump more water onto the ship in the hope of making it float.

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