If only we could ban guns and stop all this violence! But of course guns are the cause right? Just get rid of the guns and we would all live in a unicorn populated, fairy-fart flavored world of rainbows and butterflies.
Yet there are OTHER ways of killing and hurting people don’t ya know!
Violence using a ukulele
Hammers seem particularly popular for violent crimes these days!
Screwdrivers aren’t just for turning screws
Knives are an old favorite
Ten men with knives attack college dorm. I bet those kids wished that had an assault rifle with a high capacity magazine
Machetes are very popular murder weapons in Jamaica (which has banned guns since 1974 on pain of an automatic life sentence in prison)
Let’s not forget swords as a weapon
And you thought chainsaws for just for cutting wood!
And spatulas have more uses than flipping eggs
Corkscrews can do more than just open wine bottles
Here’s a good one: death by pickle jar!
Guns are a strict no no in Japan right? But bowling balls are still legal there!
Well it looks like we’ve got a lot of banning to do if we’re going to stop all this killing.