Show us your starving waifs

By Vin Suprynowicz

Here's a teaser. But DO read the whole thing. Liberals will be enraged. All others will be impressed at the truth of it.

Ninety percent of the people in the world would love to be poor in America. America is one of the few places in the world where a quasi-literate woman can decide to raise her children alone without benefit of a wage-earning husband, and be rewarded by her government for this brilliant decision — despite the greatly enhanced risk her sons will grow up to be felons — with a subsidized home that has central heating, indoor plumbing, and a color television, all courtesy of money looted from total strangers by our wise and powerful government. Is America full of starving waifs? In fact, we have an epidemic of childhood obesity.